Today I'm in a bit of a pickle. My original M was myspace, but a voice inside my head kept saying, "Tell them about the mustache, the mustache!!". Since I deeply want this blog to be helpful, I decided to have 2 flags this week.
We can start with myspace. I had one, you had one, we all had one. And now, with the exception of bands and people using it as a tool for free ad space, no one else should. Who knows how things end up tacky? They just do. Too many shameless people opened accounts and it has become the 909 of social networks.
Speaking of 909, the mustache. I'm worried. A lot of guys in my life that I respect ascetically are now sporting the molestache and I feel they need to know the price they are paying: GIRLS DON'T LIKE THEM. We just don't. The ones who tell you they do are lying to impress you. Besides reminding us of the "warning: kidnapper" posters they would hang up at our elementary school, they aren't fun to kiss. And you want to be kissed right?
You'd think it would go without saying that girls aren't allowed to have mustaches either, but we all know that girl and we all want to know, "why?"
Hey I actually do like the bread/mustaches combo.... it looks good on some guys.. manly... BUT not the mustashes alone ... now about kissing that. I will have to say looking is different . haha
ReplyDeletethe mustache is a tricky one... i feel like guys see them the way we view big sunglasses- the opposite sex hates them but the same sex loves it, so we do it anyways. guys love growing staches, at least once in a while. i think it's like a "hey look what my follicles can finally do!" kinda thing, maybe.
ReplyDeletei am just glad i am blonde so i don't have to think about it :)
ps. ah myspace. i feel old for even having one.
i lol'ed. poor dave
ReplyDeletei think the mustache is cute on many guys!! Not all, but many including my husband. Tim really looks great in a stache! but you are right, not good to kiss. just good to look at.
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