

Flames
It is ironic, but true, that you can never be hot while wearing flames. Period. I don't care if they are subtle or "so realistic", they are awful. You have just officially transported me to a Hot Topic in 1997 at the Riverside Galleria and that is not somewhere I want to go. Plus, I will start to assume all sorts of things about you: a)you listen to Creed b)you want to hang out in a parking lot while drinking mtn. dew c)you would give anything to play high school football again... Trust me, it's not worth the risk.

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