rants and chatter designed to impress my new boss...and you of course

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Red Flag of the Week


Flames

It is ironic, but true, that you can never be hot while wearing flames. Period.  I don't care if they are subtle or "so realistic", they are awful. You have just officially transported me to a Hot Topic in 1997 at the Riverside Galleria and that is not somewhere I want to go.  Plus, I will start to assume all sorts of things about you: a)you listen to Creed b)you want to hang out in a parking lot while drinking mtn. dew c)you would give anything to play high school football again... Trust me, it's not worth the risk.


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