The Miseducation from Over the Bridge

Episode 2: Age is but a number

Me: "Alright, tell me your wow." (best moment of the week)

Lorena (Lo): "I declared myself "

Me: "Huh?"

Lo: "I declared myself, I declared myself to a boy."

Stella: "She told him that she liked him."

Me: "ohhhh, what did he say?"

Lo:(laughing) "He barked."

Me:"WHAT?! He barked?"

Lo: "Yes, like wow, wow."

Me: (moving on...) "What middle school does he go to?"

Lo: "He doesn't go to school, he's 19."

Me: "...Get your freaking Bibles out."