Did you hear we are going to shoot a missile at the moon on Friday? We are so stupid... Apparently we are looking for water. Even if we find it- who says we get it? The last time I checked, we share the moon with the rest of the world.
Why doesn't the gov't look for my next job instead? And are my freaking taxes paying for this, b/c I need that money. Aren't we broke? Is this a warning of how bad it is? Like when I realize I don't have money and think, oh efff it, "Where is my credit card and/or the nearest anthropologie? I'm off to shoot the moon."